As you can tell from my previous post I have been keeping myself busy this past week and whilst I know I promised to put up the Race Day photos after my exams, you’ll have to just bare with me for a moment because you know what tumblr is like with large number of photographs, but if you don’t - it’s not very good! Anyhow a promise is a promise and so you should expect to see them in the next week. Note that I said “should”. That is all.
So jealous of those who have wrapped up their GCSEs already.
The storm has passed or so I am to think. Yet beyond the horizon lies an army, which grows stronger and ever more powerful with each waking moment. Now is no time to let ones guard down for the brief silence is not that of victory, but rather of warning for the worst is yet to come. I know that I have only just been but I must return for I fear…
…Geography is coming.
Hello old friend. It’s been a while. My most sincere apologies for my unannounced departure but I’m afraid that these examinations had taken the best of me. I was in great need of some time in which to recuperate. Unfortunately that time is limited for my work is not done. Not just yet. You see, I still have some subjects to attend to, but soon after it shall be summer and when it comes I shall tell thee of my most marvelous plans.
Getting excited over the new air con control! You can tell just how eventful my life has been recently. Can’t wait to get the last of the May exams done and dusted as I’ve got two weeks to kick back after that thanks to the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. Cheers Queenie!
5 DOWN. 5 TO GO.
OHHHH! WE’RE HALFWAY THERE! OHHHH! LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER…
Was scrolling through my archive and noticed that I haven’t taken any webcam photos this year and whilst this is partly due to the army of acne that had declared war on my face, I’m beginning to question whether my life has really been that uneventful. Can’t wait to get these exams out of the way… although I should probably do some revision now if I want to do well!
I’m not quite sure how, but somehow I managed to stay focused on my GCSE’s for an entire 48 hours, by which I mean I didn’t get distracted by tumblr, youtube, facebook - the usual. Unfortunately I now have a sense of accomplishment and knowing myself that can never be a good thing because I need pressure to perform. As it happens this is the first time I’ve been away from tumblr for more than a day ever since I started blogging and frankly I’m relieved. I couldn’t have possibly kept up with this addiction for much longer. I actually understood what was going on in class today… well some of it and that was a really good feeling so here’s to 48 more! See you on the other side :)
Don’t know what’s more frustrating: spending your weekend doing science exams whilst your sick or (attempting) to teach your mother how to use an iPad.
Having worked myself to the bone over the past week and suffering from a severe case a sleep depravation my doctor (mother) prescribed me a heavy dosage of sleep, which would explain my predicament when I found myself blinded by the sun as I woke up on Tuesday morning to find that it was midday! As it happens I had had some expired milk the day before after which I had promptly vomited and figured that that would be the end of that.I however could not be more wrong. as it turns out it was only the beginning. Although this was meant to be a productive ‘sick day’ in which I rested and revised for my upcoming science exams this weekend, I have instead found myself making regular visits to the bathroom where it is now coming out of the other end. B.E.A.UTIFUL! But let this be a lesson to us all. Always check the expiry date… and don’t let your mom leave your dad in charge of the huse whilst she’s away because chances are he’s going to serve up some food poisoning for breakfast.
P.S. I apologise for the mental image especially if you’ve just eaten.
I know I said I wasn’t going to blog this week, but this just isn’t not blogable and so I am willing to briefly interrupt my studies in order to share with you… the reason why I’m not studying.
Some people can work to music. I am not one of these people. I wish I was, but sadly this isn’t the case. I am the sort of person who requires complete and utter silence in order to concentrate, so it’s a good thing I don’t have siblings. Then again, I would gladly take a little brother or sister over a couple of Arabs and a vacuum any day. Yes, you heard me. A vacuum. Oh yes, and Arabs too. But mostly the vacuum. And I know you’re all probably wondering…
Jai, why is the title of this post Salesmen?
Have you fallen off your rocker?
Have you lost your marbles?
The answer is no. I have not fallen off of my marbles.
There are two Arabic salesman in my house trying to sell my mother a ludicrously overpriced vacuum cleaner. No. My mistake. Not a vacuum cleaner. A ‘medical machine’ or whatever the salesman referred to it as. ‘Look Boss look!’ he says as he begins to take my bed apart and vacuum it as my mother wasn’t willing to sacrifice her own bed for the demonstration. The filters picked up a lot of dirt. I’ll give it that. But this is the last thing I need right now. Not only is the noise completely disruptive of my study session. I now need to reconstruct my bed! As if that weren’t enough, my mom is impressed. So once he and his sidekick are done prancing around our house, vacuuming our furniture and throwing around slides consisting of multiple pictures of bed lice left right and center -exactly the image you want having just had lunch, maybe the’ll go away after my mother decides that all the money I’ve saved up doing flash mobs can be invested into a ‘better cause’ rather than the DSLR I’ve been saving up for. Just great.
I can see it now. I’m going to be stuck with a vacuum instead of a camera for my birthday. Not to mention failing my GCSE tomorrow as the icing on the cake. It’s all downhill from here. Oh. Now the neighbors are here to see it too. Just great. Looks like this is going to turn into a vacuum party. Whatever that looks like. They just keep bringing more stuff in! Oh no. Not on my watch. Excuse me. I have a bed to make and some people to kick out of my house!
p.s. Yes. That is a savanamazing reference if you’re wodering